'98 'Til Infinity

me: my arm hurts

mom: it's the computer

me: my eyes hurt

mom: it's the computer

me: i have a nosebleed

mom: it's the computer

me: i have a fever

mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer

me: im pregnant

mom: it's the computer

me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone

mom: the computer pushed you didnt it

canadianslut:

Someone needs to punch me in the face

canadianslut:

Someone needs to punch me in the face

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41st:

i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.

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britney2007spears:

that has to be the ugliest way to cut a carrot congratulations

britney2007spears:

that has to be the ugliest way to cut a carrot congratulations

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biscuitgod:

Anon: u r hot

Me: yeah

Other anon: FUCK YER EGO

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zodiacbaby:

"You’re very pills"

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fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting

Mom

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