Live for Today..:)

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via guy)

guy:

i think the lesson of this photoset is to check yo muthafuckin math calculations before u hand the test in bc sometimes u need to check shit twice before u realize whats up (x)

(Source: guy, via starllex)

nayx:

signs your partner may be cheating on you:

  • they call you GAY NOOB FUCK

(via reallylameblog)

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

(via thetowndrugdealer)

reallylameblog:

buzzfeed:

If you’re going to be passive aggressive, might as well go all the way. 

This is so obnoxious

(Source: BuzzFeed)

idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

image

(via guy)

foodnun:

Melissa needs to chill

(via thetowndrugdealer)

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

(via thetowndrugdealer)